Tesla Cybertruck (New Model)

One badass EV

The engineering is finished and the designs are set –we are one gigafactory away from seeing this bad boy on the road.

Every component of the Cybertruck is designed for superior strength and endurance. As if the bullet-resistant, ultra-hard 30x cold-rolled stainless steel sheet-metal exoskeleton isn’t already badass enough, this truck can outperform most sports cars, hitting 0-60mph in as little as 2.9 seconds, and leaving that pussy-ass dodge charger in the dust!

The Cybertruck will be available in three different configurations, each based on the number of electric motors it has; single, dual, or tri. The single motor build will be rear-wheel drive, while the two- and three-motor models will be considered “standard” (having all-wheel drive). But that’s really a bunch of fuckery because the tri-motor will literally rip your face off while teleporting your ass from the DogFish @4:30/45 & L, right under the Man )'( , and straight to the trash fence before you can even ask where the fuck daft punk is at… and there’s nothing goddamn standard about that. With each additional motor comes quicker acceleration, longer driving range, and a butt-load more towing capacity.

Pricing, which to buy-

Single motor (don’t be a pussy): $39,900
Dual motor (you’ll just be standard): $49,900
Tri motor (fokk yes meet me at the trash fence): $69,900

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MSRP: From $40,000
Horsepower: 800 HP
Dimensions: 231.7″ L x 79.8 ″ W x 75″ H
MPG: 20 mpg in the city and 32 mpg on the highway
Base Curb Weight (lb. / kg): 5,132  lb